Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder.
However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land. the indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other.
After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. they placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. as a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. as the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king.
’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’ but the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. but the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment.
’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. and whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little ****."
Lmao, this was in his book, i thought it was funny.
RHH - What would you do if your favorite rapper went Mainstream? but his sound stayed the same. would you be mad if everyone dickrode him or her?
Well, I like the story. Kudos to that.
If my favorite rapper went mainstream, I uh... ~Tries to think of a single rapper I even vaguely like~
Well, I liked the story, anyway.
Im not going 2 read all that
RHH: PPL can D**K Ride whoever the hell they want
*Edit* Throws Up @ Fruity Pebbles
LOL @ Lil Weezy
Can't be bothered to read that but I just hope Bansky isn't the middle class posh boy that he's rumoured to be. sorry if that story is hilarious, I'm just too knackered.
Banksy is a graffiti artist. his sh!t is sick.
I WANT SEX,OPEN UP YOUR @zz!!!!
I'LL SPIT ON MY D!CK SO I CAN MAKE A SMOOTH ENTRANCE
THAT'S OKAY
YES
im not readin all dat bulsh*t
....too...long.....got...adhd...must ..concen-HEY WHATS THAT OVER THERE?
*walks away*
not reading all of it either... but i do know who Banksy is... A graffiti artist that mainly throws up stencil.Rats is the main stencil he does because its like the rats taking over the city...
he has some crazy multi layered stencils too.. mainly to have a message behind em''
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Yes Swine Flu is a fact. Dishwashers are necessary because the heat should kill the virus present on the trays. Simply wiping with a dirty rag will not effectively remove any traces of viruses on the surface of the tray.
Large crowds indeed must be avoided because with many people present there is a larger chance that someone could have the swine flu and this can be spread easily to several people as it is airborne. And the many people infected will then go home to infect even a greater number of people.